Going Commando

If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.

"I'm gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."

Going Commando by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003

TWISS Commando 

An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".

One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"

Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"

TWISS Commando by Twiss Commando July 1, 2010

Catalog Commando 

An individual who purchases large quantities of firearms, camouflage, knives, body armor etc. that they have absolutely no practical use for.

The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.

Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.

Firing range safety officer - "Why are you wearing camouflage and body armor to an indoor pistol range? Wait a minute, are you that catalog commando Nutnfancy?

Nutnfancy - "Yes."

Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"

Catalog Commando by TheNutnfancyProjectHeretic January 28, 2010

barnyard commando 

A fat, ugly, or exceptionally skanky party girl.

Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.

barnyard commando by JynnxT August 3, 2007

Russian Commando Pro 

When a russian rubs his balls on a pair of jeans so much, that steaming, hot cum shoots out.

Oh dude, i went russian commando pro on my girlfriend's face last night and made her go blind

Russian Commando Pro by canshow October 19, 2010

buzzword commando 

Someone who over uses technical or industry terms to seem more knowledgeable about a subject than they really are.

"Yeah, I've worked on ERP's, OSS's using the latest ORMS all feeding into a No-SQL data base."

That' dudes a fucking buzzword commando.

buzzword commando by odoylerules1 December 25, 2011

Extreme commando

Going without underwear, socks and an undershirt (or bra). A more extreme version of commando. May cause profuse sweating in the nether region.

I dared Keith to go Extreme commando, and he ended up with swamp crotch.

Extreme commando by BobFlufel January 3, 2017