Comcast

1)The Worst damn cable service provider that always breaks down... Worst Ever!

2) When With internet, always crashes and lags.

Comcast is one of the 3 great antichrists

by Tom June 23, 2004

Comcasting

Comcast (-ing) (-ed) - Verb
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.

2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.

After being put on hold for a customer service representative, the customer service representative told me I had to be put on hold for a customer service representative. I hung up when I realized they were Comcasting me.

by Someone without internet March 19, 2014

South Coast Plaza

An upscale mall in Orange County that is the 3rd largest mall in the Nation and largest in California. filled with just about every luxury store you could think of so it's basically like an indoor version of Rodeo Drive. conveniently located in the center of Orange County so every rich person from newport, laguna, irvine, yorba linda, coto de caza, can go and drop 1000$ or more for a new outfit. don't bother going there if you don't have a Platinum in your wallet.

hey i'm going to South Coast Plaza want to come??

hell no!! i can't spend 200$ on a pair of jeans...

by OC boy.. January 4, 2010

North Coast

The areas that are near a great lake in the Midwest/NE region. It is also sometimes referred to as the Mid East of America. This area is a sub-region of the Midwest. It is a very urban area. Major Cities on the North Coast include: Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, Milwaukee, and Buffalo(All Great Cities). Cleveland is sometimes referred to as the North Coast. Specifically, the North Coast is the area in the Midwest/NE that is within 60 miles of a Great Lake(small area, but much better than the rest of the Midwest). The North Coast doesnt like to be confused with the redneck, hillbilly, tornadic Midwest.

You have the East Coast, West Coast, Gulf Coast (Southern Coast), and the North Coast. Any area that isnt in any of these regions is full of rednecks and people who gave up on their dreams. The North Coast is much different from the rest of the Midwest.

Cool Guy: "Where u from man"
Clevelander: "The Midwest"
Cool Guy: "Ohh, that sucks man, I hate tornadoes"
Clevelander: "No, not THAT midwest, I meant the North Coast"
Cool Guy: "Ohhh, good, I thought u were one of those redneck, hillbilly, tornado, year round swirly-head-ass guys from Omaha, Cincinnati, KC..."
Clevelander: "haha nah, but wtf is a swirly-head-ass?"
Cool Guy: "Redneck guys who look like they get a swirly everyday becuz of all the tornadoes and shit"

by 216Ski April 21, 2008

Coasting

Being in a point of total relaxation, when everything seems to be going your way.

The multi-millionair record executive was coasting.

by Sprud April 9, 2003

coaster

Any disc recieved from America Online that contains its product. Since using the programs represents a net inefficiency for your time, it is better to use them as coasters that you can set your drinks on, lest you damage a wood or other valuable surface.

I got so many AOL 9.0 coasters last month, I glued them to my ceiling and now it's shiny, disco-style.

by Zalis April 4, 2005

Comcast Effect

1) The act of receiving inadequate cable service which you pay way too much for.
2) The reason why your internet modem must be manually restarted at least 5 times a week.

I can't wait until Fios comes around, I'm sick and tired of the Comcast Effect!

by bchapman December 20, 2009