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The Columbian Clam Chowder

When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.
So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.
by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009
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columbian russian

kahlua + a starbucks double shot = a columbian russian

basically a mexican's white russian
pablo: que tal, those are good columbian russians, si?
jesus: si senor
by o'wizma December 19, 2009
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Columbian Comb-over

When one defecates on a partner's genitals. Then said partner proceeds to dab his genitals (Teabag) on boyfriend or girlfriend's head.
"Damn dude.. My balls smell like ass."

"Why is that?"

"Well. Things were getting a bit dull , so I thought I'd spice it up a bit with a. "Columbian Comb-over"

"Fuckin' A man?!"
by Metal Metal Rob December 29, 2009
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Columbian Tang

A. Cocaine
B. Booger Sugar
C. Nose Candy

A powerdy substance that gets you high enough to feel invinsible.
Hey Jose dont sniff all the columbian tang!
by Macacrakin January 22, 2011
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columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter
I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.
by ursaamajor April 13, 2012
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columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.
I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket
by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016
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Columbia College Chicago

Columbia College Chicago is one of the largest art colleges in the United States with nearly 12,000 students pursuing degrees within 120 undergraduate and graduate programs. It is accredited by both the American Mickey Mouse College Association, as well as the National Goofball Institute for Easily Distracted Dilettantes. While not all Columbia students are stump dumb poseurs who are more concerned with style than substance and ability, the majority are, which is why the school has such a lackluster reputation. Individuals who enroll in mathematics courses at Columbia often find themselves crafting paper dolls and playing with Tinker Toys under the pretext of “geometry” exercises, and a random sampling of the work of writing students will reflect that a menu from the local fried chicken restaurant is composed with more eloquence and technical accuracy. Columbia College Chicago really needs to stop purporting to offer "an unparalleled array of programs of study with exceptional facilities in the heart of one of America's most dynamic and vibrant cities" and just come out and say it is the only place in the country where participating in an LBGT-friendly hula hoop contest while reciting Alkaline Trio lyrics and wearing a "Free Mumia" t-shirt passes for a senior research project.
Hi Jesse. Nice to meet you. I like your beard, nerd glasses, and hipster tweeds, by the way. Anyway, thank you for coming in on such short notice. We need to fill this position immediately, and you'll be happy to hear that the only other applicant is a 15-year old high school dropout who was recently emancipated from her parents. Right now, the only thing that I can imagine would preclude you from gaining employment with us is if you attended Columbia College Chicago. You didn't go there, did you?
by slippers man June 3, 2011
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