Columbaloo 

The Theretical Super-Suberb of St. Louis, MO that would occur if the housing market had not died and Columbia and Waterloo Illinois had grown togeter

In 2012 Columbia and Waterloo will coalesce in to Columbaloo, Devour Dupo, and subsequently die of food poisoning

Columbaloo by Redhawk23 December 17, 2008

Columbaloo 

In between Columbia and Waterloo. Only has a YMCA and a hospital (with neighborhoods,too).

Hey, wanna have a party at my house?

Where at?

Columbaloo.

Huh?

Columbaloo by someone.everyone.you May 27, 2009

Columbiaology

The study of the United States using the methods of Sovietology/Kremlinology—treating Washington D.C. as a foreign capital whose inner workings are opaque, ritualized, and driven by hidden power networks. Columbiaology analyzes congressional procedures, executive orders, Supreme Court signals, and the revolving door between government and corporations as clues to a system that presents itself as transparent but is anything but. It pays attention to who sits on which committees, who funds which campaigns, and what language signals loyalty to which faction. The name plays on the personification of America as Columbia.

Example: “Her Columbiaology of the Senate Judiciary Committee tracked how hearing performances were choreographed to create media narratives while the real negotiations happened in closed rooms—Kremlinology for the Capitol.”

Columbiaology by Abzugal April 2, 2026