Clumpus

A mixture between a clumsy person and a doofus.

Halina you Clumpus!

by NeilTheSealofDucks March 22, 2022

Two Bump Clump

What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.

Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.

by Lyricus_th_Lame April 6, 2022

calum

Someone who loves a good thrust at any time of the day, just watch out if they get too close

That calum thrusts luke a machine there is no stopping him

by fan123 January 4, 2010

Calum

Kind fun to be around great personality always looking to volunteer

1. That person is so calum

by Callyp12 October 15, 2013

columb

A sexy chunk of man-meat.

I'm having Columb for dinner tonight.

by audrenius December 25, 2007

columbo

Used to describe a final/minor step or issue in a computer/software repair that becomes in itself a major issue.

A 'columbo' is named for a the TV show detetective by the same name who was known for his phrase at the supposed end of his questions/investigation "oh yeah, one more thing" - and USUALLY that 'one more thing' is the 'kicker' as it were.

It took me six hours to fix it because I had a columbo.

That airbook setup had more columbos than I could count!

by Cic and Gob June 27, 2008

clum baby

a term for male ejaculate

When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.

by Janny January 13, 2006