Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

by BDE #2 March 22, 2021

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

Colombian Tip Snorter

When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.

“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.

by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023

Colombian Rim Job

Where someone inserts cocaine into their partners or another persons anus and snorts it out.

Hey, that chick gave me a Colombian Rim Job last night!

by Questtttt January 4, 2022

Colombian landslide

A post-coffee shit…usually with a sense of urgency

Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.

by Clever Satan February 13, 2023

colombian sauce

The swag of a person who is sexy and also colombian

Can also be Salsa Colombiana

“ shakira is dripping with that Colombian sauce”

“ He had that Colombian sauce”

by Justchecking22 November 10, 2021