Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

by BDE #2 March 22, 2021

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

colombian teenage boy

a guy who will make you think you are the one he wants when in reality you are one of the many girls he hooks up with and lies to

The colombian teenage boy used me again

by whiwhdjdid April 8, 2024

Colombian

Not all Colombians are drug dealers or GHETTO. If you get to know a Colombian they are can be very well mannered and good looking people {New York Colombians} are different from the people from the country even though some of they may be very patriotic and show lots of love towards their country.

Colombian people are very beautiful

by Thesaucegod21 July 16, 2018

Colombian Deathsquad

Where you eat raw coffee grinds and shake your stomach until you are either caffeinated or puke. Whichever one comes first, it is sure to wake you up.

Yo, Anwar needs to wake up - someone should order him a Colombian Deathsquad

by Siggur February 19, 2021

colombian flonase

Cocaine

Hey man, don't hog all the Colombian Flonase!

by Culombianflonase;) April 19, 2017