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Colombian Jaguar Attack 

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

Colombian hot chocolate 

When an individual takes a coffee-induced bowel movement in another individual's mouth. The feces itself is the Colombian hot chocolate.
Everyone made fun of Ed for his taboo love of Colombian hot chocolate.

colombian flonase 

Hey man, don't hog all the Colombian Flonase!

colombian powderkeg 

n. - The act of placing a candle next to your partner's ass, then blowing crack into the candle, creating a large fireball that torches the ass.
Boy: Hey Suzie, wanna try the colombian powderkeg?
Suzie: What's that?
Boy: You'll have a hot ass after I'm done 😏

colombian cockroach killer 

When you squish a cockroach and use the guts as lube for butt sex
"Drew was amazing! He gave me a Colombian cockroach killer!"

colombian birdbath 

To use an erect penis urinate inside the anus of another person.
Alex: Look at that hot chick! I’d pee in her butt!

Jeff: Ah yes - the Colombian birdbath! I agree!
colombian birdbath by Citi Snicker November 3, 2017