Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

by BDE #2 March 22, 2021

Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

Colombian Telegram

Calling a hookup the morning after to meet over coffee to discuss things.

I can't believe he gave me a Colombian Telegram after our one night stand.

by Jamaican Morse Cose February 17, 2014

colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

Colombian Poke

A firm slap on the butt.

I wasn't sure if she liked butt stuff so i Colombian poked her

by Chilly April 17, 2015

Colombian piñata

A method of abortion in which a pregnant woman is savagely beaten, usually with a bat or pole of some kind, until the desired result is achieved

I'm not sure I can make an example sentence for Colombian piñata without feeling like a scumbag

by TheWillToWynne June 2, 2015