Colonel Cram

The act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them

Sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man I screamed "COLONEL" so loud it was amazing

by Preston dude December 7, 2006

Colne

A very small town in East lancashire. Complete shit hole full of dole dossers and drug addicts so its a smaller more boring version of burnley. Locals have a habit of wearing rose tinted spectacles. They think that just because they finally have an argos and a next that colne is now a diserable place to live. Its not, I lived there for 6 months and was desperate to leave after one week. They built some new flats near the beck. Nice, now you can have a brilliant view of people shooting up from your bedroom window. It always smells of gas around there and the streets are full of dog shit.

Only move to colne if you want to live your life on benefits

by ihateithereinlancashire March 31, 2010

Connell

A term given to Adults over the age of 18 who supply underaged youths alcohol

Son: "Aye Dad, can you be our connell and buy us some booze for James's 18th?"

Or

Dude one: "DUDE HANG IN THERE, THE BOOZE IS COMING SOON!"

Dude two:*Convulsing* "Connell is coming, connell is coming"

by whippy101 February 2, 2008

Connelly

A beautiful little girl that will oneday realize that she was named after two of her mothers favorite people, that she loved and lost, who will always be so close to her heart that she had to name her after them.

Mom, this is Connelly, my daughter, who I decided to name after you way before she was born because of how special you will always be to me.

Connelly, you are named after an amazing person, whom I'll always love with all my heart.

by Eleanor 2009 November 21, 2009

Colonel Angus

1) Say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it... it is cunnilingus
3) definition Oral stimulation to the clitoris or any other vaginal area.

"Colonel Angus you make good me feel so good." skit from Saturday Night Live

Charmie says you know what that means right Sam? I'm like uhmmm...Colonels Fried Chicken?
Charmie says you know what fellatio is right Sam? I'm like uhmm...Filet-o-fish?
Charmie laffs. I say to her..I do know what a fluffer is..I just learned it last week from Urbandictionary.com and I wouldn't mind doing that.

by Sammy Vellani March 30, 2003

Cornelius

Nicknames: Corn; Corny; Gozillla (Due to their often times great height)

Appearance: Usually blonde, with the possibility of having white hair; eyes can change colours but will be mostly either blue, green, hazel or grey; Usually very tall, to the point of being called Godzilla

Habitat: Most Cornelius' will live in an urban environment/large, well-known city. Often times it will be in a distant, European country.

Hobbies: Annoying New Yorkers; Cruises; Being "one of those German guys"

Summary: Although they can be jerks, everybody who is lucky enough to know a Cornelius can never stay mad at one, loving them for many years to come

Emily: Gosh, isn't Cornelius such a jerk?
Meg: Yeah I guess, but I can't stay mad at him

by Iceyb129 February 22, 2011

Conneldjonneld

A weird streamer that no one likes

Conneldjonneld is big gay.

by Samtheman61 October 7, 2020