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dane cookers

1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.

2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.

3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.

4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.

5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.

6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.
by JayMoo January 20, 2007
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chockers

kushti pair a' chockers you got there mush!
by dinlo November 1, 2007
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Cockerdoodle

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!
Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle
by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009
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cocker

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
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Chockers

Australian slang for "busy", comes from Chock-A-Block
Guy: Are you up for going shopping tonight?
Girl: It'll be chockers, can we go somewhere else?
by Jay-Dee-2991 February 20, 2018
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Cocker Spaniel

Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional
My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.
by Shorty in Chicago November 13, 2011
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cockerspaniel

The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)
Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!

Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!

Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.

Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.
by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 4, 2009
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