When you are watching Russian porn and start to get off until you realize when the girl pulls down her pants that she is a African American male.
by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019
Get the Transatlantic Cockblockmug. When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.
Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.
Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.
Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.
by A Person Who Thinks April 24, 2010
Get the Divine Cockblockmug. Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
by gordonchem September 29, 2009
Get the facebook cockblockedmug. by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010
Get the Ninja Cockblockmug. When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
by unger53194 September 19, 2011
Get the gentlemens cockblockmug. The act of sending someone subconscious or subliminal messages which make that person not want to sleep with another person or individual.
"The way he disses every other guy in the room leads one to believe that he actually earned his B.S. in subliminal cockblocking."
or
"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."
or
"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."
by Lawyergal83 October 20, 2011
Get the Subliminal cockblockingmug. When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.
Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
by Dylan( Caveman) Urquidez May 16, 2008
Get the Russian Cockblockmug.