Covidtose

The final acceptance that you will never be able to leave you home without a mask, resulting in a blank stare as you sit on your couch staring at the TV day in a day out, waiting for death.

My girlfriend became covidtose waiting for her job to call her back to work.

by JimBob Michigan February 7, 2021

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CovidPTSD

The trauma of working in public health and having to re-live the problems associated with COVID-19 as case counts rise. Again.

Today at work I was triggered by all the new COVID-19 cases and felt my covidPTSD kick in.

by EPINurse August 2, 2021

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Covidistan

States comprising of the former Confederacy.

Between the current Covid outbreaks, rabid religious fundamentalists, the former Confederacy is now known as Covidistan.

by Scumcious August 19, 2021

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Covidiqus 20:19

It’s like a new chapter in the biblical book, but it already happen and it’s still here

/ y’all can read it on covidiqus 20:19

Hey man do you got the flu?

Yeah I just find out in covidiqus 20:19
Reads it… Wow lol

by Latakia06 November 1, 2021

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Due to the pandemic, the original game referred to as "cooties" is being replaced by "Covidies". The rules remain unchanged. Covidies are equally as communicable as cooties and can only be prevented by crossing ones fingers. In rare instances, crossed shoe laces will work.

In third grade, he caught covidies because he forgot to cross his fingers before sitting in the girl's chair.

by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022

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