chav clothes

chav "clothes" consist of shity tracksuits and often fake burberry skarves and "bling", often the tracksuits are fake as well, ok there one big fake fuck, and what makes it worse is that they acctually like living in poverty and wearing shity fake clothes. there generally all mouth and think there rocky, but they aint they just think they are because there in big groups of "mates". generally found around macdonalds, this species remain to loiter our streets, and make england into the fuck hole it is now because of them

i walked into town, and 3 in 4 people are chavs, wearing nothing but fake trackies and "bling" chav clothes, are so argh anoying..

by xrider May 10, 2006

Textbook Clothing

Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.

Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.

by Peter B. NJ October 27, 2008

German cloth

urinating on someones bed,drying it with a blow dryer and having them sleep on it.

I German Clothed mose last night, he thought it smelled of piss

by akiva lerma March 19, 2011

Clothfusion

1. A confusion of clothes, usually happens when a woman can't decide what to wear, resulting in her trying on all the outfits in her closet and throwing them hapazardly around the room.

2. a state of mind that describes the feeling you have when you can't find anything you want to wear in your closet.

1. Oh dear my room is a total clothfusion - it'll take me ages to but all this back in the closet.

2. My mind is in a state of clothfusion, I don't have any clothes to wear!

by Quini February 6, 2009

Clothed Porn

A picture of a body part that would qualify as porn but is covered by an object.

She posted lots of clothed porn pics on facebook.

by Cfsbf January 1, 2012

fat clothes

clothes you change into after after a humongous meal, like Thanksgiving, because you've eaten too much, your clothes are tight, and you feel fat.

Ugggh girlfriend, I wish I brought my "fat clothes" that was a big Thanksgiving meal.

by caliwindow November 27, 2009

Sheep in wolfs' clothing

Someone who appears to be strong willed powerful and very independent when inside they are humble lonley and weak

The bitch at my school seems to be the queen bee but everybody knows she's a sheep in wolfs' clothing

by Isaiah Hope November 1, 2013