cheech scale

an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.

John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply

by sir loafsalot March 25, 2010

Clenchy

That tightening feeling you get in your jaw when you eat or drink something.

Adam ate a plum earlier in the week and while on the phone with Toya, he asks "did you have a plum" she replies with "yes" and he says "they were so clenchy!!"

by toyadam July 14, 2011

cleechy

a person that follows people around who don't really want them to be there. they are clingy and leechy (leech) at the same time.

come to this party, but don't tell that cleechy kid.

by nini's a ninja April 30, 2006

clenchus

a slang word for a puckered anus

After his mom threw open the door to his room, he immediately formed a clenchus.

by iamtron March 11, 2009

Cleesh

What you would call something very cool but not an ordinary circumstance.

That spontaneously combusting swan was sooo cleesh!

by spiderjoe December 2, 2010

Cletcha

School

I’m not going to cletcha today

by Wee loc’s December 24, 2021

Santa Claus Clench

A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.

Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.

by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021