claw machine

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.

Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......

by ADHDfidget May 02, 2017

metal claw

when you make a claw out of your hands to indicate the sign of metal

often done at shows
or by stupid girls on myspace

idiot-"is that for punk rock"
xbroskiix-"no bro, this is the metal claw!"

by METAL BRO October 09, 2007

Munchkin Claw

when you are having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a hand job.

When Brandon's wife was with child, his future son rubbed one out from within the womb. That is a Munchkin claw.

by Not Hicks April 17, 2010

White Claw

Legendary white claw waves travel in sets of threes across oceans. When their gnarly crests combine, the result is one mondo wave. It’s a thing of epic beauty, but try to rip it and you’ll wipeout for sure.

Man, I keep telling these noobs not to mess with that white claw. They ain't built for that life!

by beastbrohank June 03, 2016

Eagle's Claw

When having sex with a woman doggy style, the man inserts his thumb into the anus of the woman while making a sound like a screeching eagle. This manuver works best when the recieving party is not expecting it.

Hey bro, last night I hit my girlfriend with the Eagle's Claw. She didn't care much for it, but I loved it.

by Bizert April 10, 2007

lobster claw

The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.

"Why can't Sally walk strait?"

"I just gave her the lobster claw."

by markadillicus January 30, 2005

Tiger Claw

The index and middle finger inserted in the vagina, creating a “bent V” hand shape to stimulate the G spot.

I gave this chick who was on the rag the tiger claw last night.

by NotsoKoolAid84 December 11, 2005