chuck norris

Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.

Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"

Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

Chuck Norris

The act of the Chuck Norris is as follows (only people who own a Total Gym should attempt this act, or serious injury could be incurred)

Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and roundhouse kick your bitch in the face. When she says "What the fuck?", say "Don't mess with Texas."

Last night your mom was gettin crazy so I chuck norrised her and she calmed down.

by BradyC November 17, 2007

Chuck Norris

After having sex with your girlfriend, roundhouse kick her in the face and get out.

My bitch used teeth, so i gave her a good ol' Chuck Norris

by guy15 October 27, 2010

chuck norris

not as cool as bruce willis, and never will be.

wow that sucks, its so chuck norris.

by mbomb May 15, 2007

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.

Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.

by Dex` April 15, 2006

stank chuck

The act of sticking your pinky up a women's ass hole . Usually an inherited trait from the father

Chuck slipped his finger in Emma's asshole. After that, he became known as stank chuck

by Charlie W. Wade January 23, 2016

Chuck Norris

No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.

Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck?

Chuck Norris: What is it

Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....

(Awkward Pause)

Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(

by PLopPLopFizzFizz June 3, 2010