Chonkianity

Chonkianity (noun): A community-driven practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, focused on fostering harmony by celebrating chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Grounded in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Chonkianity cultivates a collective tradition through shared online efforts to nurture this balance across all felines. Unlike Hammonism, which centers on individual reverence for Himothy Ham, the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham, Chonkianity emphasizes a unified approach to honoring chonkiness’ inherent nature through supportive community actions.

Example 1: "She joins Chonkianity to promote balanced diets for her chonky cat with online support groups."
Example 2: "His Chonkianity effort shines through hosting virtual workshops on caring for chonky felines."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025

King Chinzie

An insult you call a pussy that can't finish a bong toke in one hit, and then proceeds to cover the opening with his/her chin to prevent smoke from escaping, in an attempt to save face by not wasting weed and hitting the rest in a second inhale.

after 'Guy 1' doesn't man up and inhale a full hit, then places the opening on his chin:

Guy 2: "Wooooah, King Chinzie"

by Yigstein's Money March 4, 2011

caca en mi chonis

bullshit; any ridiculous inconveniences and or anything unbelievable/shockable.

I can't believe this, this is some caca en mi chonis type shit foo.

by PhantomX3K November 20, 2022

Mac and chonies

A Kraft mac and cheese branded pair of underwear.
Usually worn by pricks with long gay looking hair

Ex1-- Dude was shit faced last night so I put some dog shit in his Mac and chonies to make him think he shat his pants
Ex2-- Bro look at these Mac and Chonies I got at the Spencers!

by ILOVECHEESE<3 December 20, 2025