A sexual move whereby a man, about to consummate a masturbation session, shits into his free hand and then hurls the mess in the direction of some victim.
The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.
The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.
"I can't believe he showed up at your party and then threw up on your girlfriend."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."
by Spigavich March 26, 2010
Get the Chocolate Thrower mug.The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s
"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
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When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.
Person #2: You should've taken a video!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.
Person #2: You should've taken a video!
by antipierspirant February 6, 2022
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