1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?
Steve: Girth ≥ length.
Mark: Thanks.
Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.
Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?
Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.
Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
Steve: Girth ≥ length.
Mark: Thanks.
Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.
Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?
Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.
Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016
Get the Chodemug. 1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.
2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!
2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009
Get the Chodelymug. joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.
by Richard Crout March 4, 2017
Get the chodemug. 
by cho-de April 18, 2003
Get the chodemug. Fellow people,
Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.
Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.
Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.
Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.
Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.
2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.
3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.
3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012
Get the Chodemug. Chode : muh viraat kulcha khatre mein! librandus funded by george soros!1!1 wikipedia bad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by 3xp0sed November 12, 2021
Get the chodemug.