A small, performance enhancing chip implanted in the brains of all St. Louis Cardinals players upon joining the Cardinals organization which turns ordinary players and players well beyond their prime into forces of baseball destruction. In most cases, when leaving the Cardinals organization the chip is removed and the player once again becomes ordinary but in some cases the chip has left in and a receives a new 'sabotage' signal from the Cardinals organization.
Kyle Lohse played parts of 7 seasons in Major League baseball and never posted an ERA better than 4.18, with 5 seasons of an ERA 4.50 or higher. In 2008 he signed a free-agent contract with the Cardinals, had his Satan chip implanted, and since then has posted 3 seasons with a 3.78 ERA or better, including going 16-3 with a 2.86 ERA in 2012.
by OCBrooks October 09, 2012
A wonderfully tasty, savory snack, sometimes served at parties/get-togethers, and an appetizer staple at Mexican restaurants.
-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.
This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.
-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.
This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.
Guy at Mexican restaurant: "Hey waiter, more chips and salsa please... *hic*"
Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."
Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."
by spliffsicles June 22, 2012
by Luke555 July 20, 2008
A snack made by combining the broken up bits from the bottom of the bag with some type of topping, like tortilla chips with salsa or potato chips with ketchup or dip. It is generally consumed from a bowl or mug using a spoon.
Well there’s nothing but scraps left in this bag of tortilla chips. Will you hand me the salsa? I see chip cereal in my future.
by CarmaJ July 13, 2021
An amazing singer with a tiny bit of cool facial hair and very shiny teeth.
He was on Fairly OddParents.
His music is most appreciated when playing Call of Duty or Scrabble.
He was on Fairly OddParents.
His music is most appreciated when playing Call of Duty or Scrabble.
by ATFRoger July 04, 2011
by FratHouseOnFranklin October 02, 2019
A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.
*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.
by themaskedrider June 27, 2017