Ghetto Champagne

The popular mixed drink, originating in the African American culture, that is made with the mixture of Mountain Dew™ and (usually) cheap ghetto boxed white wine.

"Damn bruh, he f**d up on that Ghetto Champagne

by SmithersTheWise February 12, 2014

champagne campaign

when you are feeling drunk so ur campaign (game) is much better.

Hey man, how'd it go with the ladies at the club last night.

I was on my champagne campaign.

by TwoTone530 November 4, 2010

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

chaparral

not a single person in this school is real just about everything and everyone is fake
plastic women
posers

guy: ...Omg! have u met that new chick from Chaparral
guy 2: yea man im afraid that if she goes in the sun shes gonna melt

by Alfred Galletta September 27, 2008

Chapanese

A person of Chinese and Japanese heritage.

His mother is Japanese and his father's Chinese, so that makes him Chapanese.

by Ren Ichichou February 3, 2004

Champagne Enema

This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.

"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.

by DaynaS January 13, 2009

Champaign on an Airplane

When you're drunk and high at the same time.

"Bobby was totally wrecked last night; he was feelin' like champaign on an airplane."

by City Slicka March 25, 2013