Cuntastrophe

When a guy fucks 5+ girls in one night

John was having a cuntastrophe

by Summatime August 4, 2012

Codtastrophe

When something really bad happens in Call of Duty that causes you to lose the game.

Player 1: "Yeah I just got a lightning strike we can win this now"
Player 2: "Yeaaaaah you just killed your whole team and we lost this is a codtastrophe"

by TRISKIT89 September 7, 2013

comtastrophe

A communications catastrophe.

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.

by BlindRef February 5, 2014

Cakeastrophe

Cakeastrophe
For a mistake making a cake or a cake being accidentally damaged ruining it

Oh no; that's a Cakeastrophe

by The Gluten Free Cake Kitchen August 28, 2014

craptastrophe

When something goes terribly wrong and makes a gigantic mess that, typically, one individual is left to clean up. As parents of babies and small children know, this phrase has a literal meaning. Small children occasionally have explosive bowel movements which, literally, leaves poo everywhere. This phrase is also a family-friendly replacement to "sh*$ hit the fan," which presumably is only a figurative statement.

1. Johnny woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach bug. It was a real craptastrophe!

There was a craptastrophe at work. My project completely disappeared from my computer.

by ProfDAR September 24, 2014

Catastrofeelings

Repeatedly hanging out with an ex, knowing that everything will end badly. Again.

Mark's catastrofeelings for Allison always ends up with him getting hurt.

by Rock42d December 12, 2015

matastrophe

A subcategory of catastrophe involving a fiery demise.

The Hindenburg was a matastrophe.

by EngineerNotPhysicist October 28, 2017