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The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.
I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.
by WDAsplin December 20, 2022
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You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.
X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”
by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025
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