Put a camera on that penis

Used by people to check whether a man is having sex

Sarah: I think Peter is cheating on me
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

Harry: Dave and Jake seem to be spending a lot of time together, do you think...?
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

by leedsfan95 January 05, 2011

open your camera

something my online teacher says everyday while really she should just mind her buisness

-ok class welcome to the lesson
-DEN OPEN YOUR CAMERA

by den_gae February 24, 2021

slap the tip on the camera

basically its were a guy shows only the tip of his dick on camera.

„Yeah so on facetime with that girl last night, she asked if i could slap the tip on the camera. So i slapped my tip on the camera!!!“

by ballsackpussyporn May 07, 2022

camera wowo

among us is a retarted game

I think camera wowo

by Day light white cracker March 07, 2023

AV video camera

alright when most people hear AV they think audio visual but when u see video camera after as in AV video camera the A means Analog and V is Video as usual.

my AV vid cam is obsolete now i need DV

by Mike Mara July 06, 2003

zoom the camera out

To urge one to think realistically and recognize an outlandish statement as a lie.

Ugly Pete: Dude, this chick at the mall who was selling headshots totally thinks I should be a model.

Handsome Tom: Zoom the camera out and see the lie, Ugly Pete. She just wants your money.

by mgdb August 13, 2007

eyeball cameras

A devise that is planted behind the eyeball, in order to capture a truly rare moment at anytime, so as to prove to everyone else that it really happened, when time does not allow the fetching of a traditional camera.

"Did you see Bobby making with that sea heffer?"

Yeah I totally got it on my eyeball cameras. Lets put it on youtube"

by Biblepimp81 March 03, 2010