Calum

A guy you wish you could never meet or come across. he is a prick that uses girls for his own self gain.

Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!

“Fuck em and leave em”

“oh that’s such a Calum thing to say”

by Johnnyyyy mcronald September 22, 2022

Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz

Look at Jerome being a Calum bro

by Game Prime February 19, 2023

Calumet rich

Having a lot of $1 bills (or equivalent) in your wallet. Originated from Calumet, MI where the people are locally known for using big bills on purchases, leaving them with lots of ones.

*opens wallet*
Friend: Wow! You have a lot of one dollar bills, you must be Calumet rich!

by Archigan March 16, 2023

Calum

A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)

Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum

by NotCalum'sGirl March 18, 2023

Calum hoodism

Calum Hoodism is the uncommon condition, typically found in teenage girls or 22 year old who love the band 5SOS (5 seconds of summer). This condition causes the person to be obsessed/in love with the bass player, talk about him more often than not, stalk socials, have dozens of photos of them.. you get the point.

Person with condition: "omg did you hear?! 5SOS are going on tour, oh my god I get to see that sexy mf Calum Hood!"

normal person: "oh cool!"

PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"

normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"

PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"

by 5SOS>>You May 28, 2023

calurr

means being a popular loud funny and nice goofball and just being iconic

That girl is such a calurr

by Jamaltheman August 31, 2023

Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.

Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum

by Candle_burn January 23, 2024