cuntoxicated

Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue

I had to lick her snatch for so long I'm now cuntoxicated

by andy mae January 16, 2004

Get in the cupboard!

1. Exclamatory phrase used to emphasize any extreme emotion, including, but not limited to hunger, joy, urge to bite someone, and thiefery Often preceded or followed by You shut the front door!

2. A place to hide. Sanctuary.

3. Nutritious.

-Origin/Root- Disasterous shenanigan with intention to play practical joke on supervisor. Ploy was to scare the crap out of supervisor, but he was on to us and it was just torture in the 4 cubic foot cube.

Example 1
Melissa was trying to make me do work so I screamed "You get in the cupboard!" and then she threw large mushrooms at my head and I caught them in my mouth and also some in my shirt.

Example 2
Warren was annoying us so we told him to get in the cupboard. And so he did because he does everything we tell him to.

Example 3
Xstina was trying to fit in the locker, but her sweater got stuck so Melissa yelled "Get in the cupboard!"

by Xstinabobina & MeliSSicle July 16, 2007

indian in the cupboard

when a person takes a solid poop and stands it upright in a kitchen cupboard.

While I was cleaning up after my epic party I kept smelling something bad in the kitchen, come to find out some jerk left an Indian in the cupboard!

by FLCL69 March 21, 2017

Cuntotomy

The partial removal of a cunt from a group or interpersonal relationship.

We needed to get Susan out of the way, so we sent her on a four week trip to Dallas, thereby performing a Cuntotomy.

by BigBob50 July 5, 2009

capton Ahab

A skinny guy who bypasses the good looking girl to go after the big fat whale !

Hey adam check out capton Ahab he is at it again with those fatty's over there did you forget to tell him no whaling tonight?

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 19, 2009

cultography

the art of making cult movies; a list of cult movies.

Cultography is his forte. Here is an elite cultography for your to review.

by uttam maharjan September 8, 2013

cuntopotamus

1.) A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

2.) The most commonly misspelled insult.

"Did you here what Suzy did?"
"Yeah, she's a fucking cuntopotamus."

by Xibilation January 24, 2015