cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.

my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.

by bakertexas October 16, 2008

nipple cripple

When you finish your after sex cig and put it out on the bitches/dudes nipple.

What happened to your tit!?
I got a nipple cripple after I banged that psycho emo bitch last Wednesday!

by poostainD June 29, 2011

Crippling Retardation

The point when a person goes beyond retarded and is legally crippled

Doctor: damn, so you do have Crippling Retardation
Me: Ooga Booga tree go brown

by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020

Designer Cripple

A Disabled Person who flaunts their "Supposed Wealth" and nearly always has the NEWEST powerchair, and in reality looks down their nose at anyone who has not got the NEWEST, LATEST WHEELCHAIR.

"Look at her in the wheelchair all Gucci and Prada, sitting there in her Swede Elite wheelchair" "Bloody designer Cripple".

by yrubnekcarb November 10, 2009

Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt

I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.

by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016

crippling depression

A deprive of strength or many people know as a popular meme by idubzz

"i have crippling depression"

by 11+ mock editor August 2, 2017

Social Cripple

someone who needs support stilts in order to vocalize their opinion because they can't climb the great social ladder or step up or git heard. they need special ramps for easy entry and considerations. they don't need to hold the sacred kon or stick in order to speak like everyone else; they speak however and whenever they want to.

help hold up this social cripple will you? she's heavy as an oxen free and i'm afraid i'll say something that will let her down.

by Chloe Sprite December 20, 2007