crap mail 

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

crap mail by ashash6 October 3, 2009

Crap Gas 

The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.

When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.

Crap Gas by Wizurley May 8, 2010

crap salad 

when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.

PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.

crap salad by JPG.PP July 23, 2010

Crap Shadow

The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.

Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.

The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.

Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."

Crap Shadow by Zaneman May 26, 2013

crap biscuit 

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

crap biscuit by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

crap tra

Scrap Trap

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap tra is burning!!!

crap tra by Sophia_Cutie19 June 14, 2021

crap on a cracker 

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

crap on a cracker by RandyBaby June 27, 2008