cogitate

To cogitate is to think oneself into a state of agitation. From cognition and agitation.

Bob can't ever make a decision. He likes to cogitate so much he has to go meditate to calm down before doing anything else.

by DanDaWriter March 19, 2005

congical

Similar to a conjugal visit, but for those who are not yet married.

The commish got a congical visit from his vice, and she rather enjoyed it.

by TheCommish08 August 10, 2017

Congina

Congina means if you go to the doctors and have an infected vagina you get it glued up

I need to go to the doctors because my vagina needs to get glued I think I have a congina

by Jctaylors June 1, 2018

Cognitoma

(n.) Cancer of the mind; "thought cancer" Often caused by malignant rationoplasia

A recent study links low-logic diets with cognitomas, according to another, different study...

by UrthicanPrince May 9, 2009

chonging wongbongs

The act of sharing a bong with friends or strangers. This act allows you to share germs or whatever is on your friends mouth.

Sarah and Sam walk out of the backroom. Sarah still had semen on her lips and wanted to get high. She grabs Chris' bong off the table. After she is finished she passes it to Chris. Chris has no idea that Sam is now on his lips along with the herpes virus and licks his lips. Chris will never know that he was chonging wongbongs and will pass herpes to his girlfriend tonight.

by BobbitLorena September 4, 2013

Concise Four-Mark Answer

A Concise Four-Point Answer is an answer or response that is not only correct, but also breathtakingly awe-inspiring that it is impossible to deny anything but full-marks to.

Joseph: "What is the En Passant Rule in Chess?"
Rohan: "It's a pawn move"
Joseph: "Can you explain it in a concise four-mark answer?"
Rohan: "No"
Xavi: "I can"

by HadawayJo January 20, 2014

Cognitive Skirmisher

An epithet used to describe brainy and overly aggressive folks who enjoy acquiring knowledge at the expense of others' mental fatigue.

Cognitive - of or relating to acquiring knowledge
Skirmisher - soldiers whose purpose is to harass the enemy

"The dinner party last night was fun except for that Cognitive Skirmisher who bludgeoned my brain whilst he figured out his stance on Scottish secession."

by Terry-Rod September 26, 2014