cold summer

Someone might get killed or hurt really bad. Some type of tragic event can happen at anytime.

Yo dont come out side its gonna be a Cold Summer

by DaddyLove_NJ February 18, 2019

cold as fuck

adjective - used to describe outside weather when it is so cold outside, you are actually forced to put on real shoes, a jacket, and long pants to avoid hypothermia. Usually applies when the temperature is in the 20's or below. Also used as an excuse for not going outside and staying inside all day to watch TV.

Girl: "Would you like to go to the store with me?"

Boy: "Hell no, it's cold as fuck outside."

by sunnyutblonde January 23, 2012

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

cold soul

A witty, sarcastic response to someone making a snide remark against you to an action they find unpleasant or rude.

A means to put the weight of the action back on the person questioning it to begin with. By asserting you have a Cold Soul, you are suggesting you are soulless and therefore can't empathize with their plight. Instead of merely justifying or deflecting your actions through dismissiveness, your putting the burden of reason back on the accuser. Your asking them to examine the severity of the action they deem intolerable, and doing it in the contextual framework of soullessness.

You're at the movies making loud, crunching sounds as you eat the hard pretzels purchased from the concession stand.

After the movie is over, some patrons approach you and say your loud, crunching sounds were quite rude and distracting.

Your response: I guess I just have a Cold Soul.

by a kit of goya language August 11, 2009

cold coolin'

Having a completely calm and collected attitude, with an aura of supreme confidence.

1. All the ladies wanna be with me, 'cause I'm always Cold Coolin'!

2. "Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action..." Tone Loc - 1989

by Knowledge Doctor May 5, 2008

cold banana

Practice of giving a guy a blow job after sucking on ice for several minutes, resulting in a very big surprise and a cold banana (icy weiner). Usually accompanied by screaming OMG or WTF on the part of the recepient. May also result in termination of sexual activities and/or relationships. While most guys hate it, some love it and consider it a real treat.

Eric finally broke up with Janet after she gave him a cold banana.

Eric finally broke up with Mark after he gave him a cold banana.

by Brad Bananas May 18, 2009

cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.

"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013