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Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.
Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.
by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025
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True Cheez

🧀🧀🧀 True Cheez is a special type of cheez that hypercharges your instincts. There are many types of instincts that get hypercharged: Ultimate cheez yellow stunning aura instinct, Flight instinct, Singing cringy songs and splattering the enemy instinct, Flood the world with fatness instinct, Eat the sun and let the earth freeze instinct, Slap your sibling instinct, and much, much, more. These are just to name a few instincts that are awakened upon consuming True Cheez. ⚠️ DO NOT CONSUME FAKE CHEESE ⚠️ 🧀🧀🧀
NO WAY

THE TRUE CHEEZ IS REAL

I HAVE TO– I MUST– EAT IT!!!!
by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 8, 2024
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Cheez-It

A person you enjoy almost as much as the baked cheesy snack cracker itself.
Look there's Cheez-It.

Right right. He's suck a cracker.
by joy powder February 21, 2017
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Cheez-nit

A swear word, that when said loudly in public increases your chances of dieing in gang related "accidents" by 150-600%. Not to be said around large groups of dark skinned people.
"What was that?"
"Those damn skin-diseased aliens are taken our corn again!"
"F*cking cheez-nitters!" *Gets shot*

"Oh cheez-nit!"
by Fear in a nutshell August 20, 2008
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cheez it energy

A term used to describe someone who embodies a blend of chaotic, bold, and audaciously spirited characteristics. Often used as a compliment, it implies a person who is unapologetically themselves, bringing a vibrant and unpredictable energy to any situation, much like the unexpected zestiness of a Cheez-It cracker.
Did you see how Alex handled that situation? Total cheez it energy , never missing a beat even in the craziest moments!
by KKat34 December 9, 2023
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cheeze boner

when you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good that you get a boner
Oh fuck this cheeze feels so good It's giving me a cheeze boner!!!
by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021
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Cheez

A short-form video app features skit comedic user-generated content.
Did you hear about the Cheez app? A short video app that just filled my tedious life with joy.
by iamsherrybae January 25, 2018
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