The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.
Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!
Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*
Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*
Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe June 3, 2020
Get the Cheeto babymug. When a guy and a girl sits on a couch naked eating Cheetos! After they get done eating they lick each other’s fingers then go from there! A lot of babies were born cause of Cheetos!
by Georgia BBQ May 1, 2020
Get the Cheeto Datemug. The person above me is an idiot that needs to either go back to first grade and eat some Cheetos or just turn on spell check.
by FoxtrotJulietBravo January 11, 2022
Get the G Cheetomug. "hey,did your grandpa get a spray tan?"
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"
"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"
"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto
by Barack Yomama May 23, 2011
Get the Wrinkled Cheetomug. by Smart Toosh May 14, 2018
Get the Fascist Cheetomug. by Kristin October 31, 2004
Get the eating cheetosmug. A dirty food-laden mane of untrimmed hair that grows on the face of the most dedicated male gamer. Usually begins formation after level 100 of world of warcraft, or another analogous stage of gamer life when basic hygiene is no longer a priority. The word can also be used to stereotype a person that looks like said gamer.
"Whoa dude, I been gaming too long, I got a major cheeto beard growing!"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"
by agentsmyth January 10, 2014
Get the Cheeto Beardmug.