Skip to main content

Ceciliantas

Being completely and utterly smashed and owned. The ultimate and highest form of ownage. Derived from Ceciliantas from the Permafrost EQ2 server who got owned so severely and so thoroughly that he redefined ownage and created cecilage - the act of being ceciled.
by DIEHARD December 30, 2004
mugGet the Ceciliantas mug.

ceiling jizz

Ceiling jizz occurs when one blows one's load onto said surface. This difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive ejaculations.

At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.
"So this kid nobody knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and Mitch for the good time, and then... jizzes all over our ceiling."

"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"

"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."

"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."
by CJ McSplooge March 21, 2009
mugGet the ceiling jizz mug.

Celia

Celia Pronounced: Seel-ee-ah n,

1. a female person; 2. It is of Latin origin. From Caelia, feminine form of the old Roman family name Caelius, possibly meaning "heaven". Sometimes also used as a short form of Cecilia; 3. beautiful, talented individual;

see also; beautiful, stunning, amazing, sensational.
"Celia: The one that makes my sun rise, and never set with her everlasting beauty that Shakespeare only dreamed about writing."
by PeterrPann February 6, 2010
mugGet the Celia mug.

ceiling cat

The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.
While masturbating, ceiling cat let his presence be known by playing the tuba.
by FreakinKenny!! June 11, 2006
mugGet the ceiling cat mug.

Sex on the ceiling

Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.
Your love was so good it felt like we was having sex on the ceiling.
by koollover4u April 24, 2015
mugGet the Sex on the ceiling mug.

Celina

someone beautiful, who's out-going, amazing personality, knows how to kick ass when she has to, fun to have around, has HUGE chubby cheeks, big eyes that you can get lost in, 4' 11" and 3/4, adorable voice that i can hear for hours over the phone, adorable face that i'll never get tired of seeing, someone i truly love, my best friend, my girlfriend, my fiance, my everything.
-are you eating something?

-no, i'm just Celina. my cheeks are naturally big.
by sne23 December 6, 2010
mugGet the Celina mug.

cecilia

super sexy person...mostly a girl.
dang!!she's sooo... CECILIA!!!
by Tl_Tl...S00_L0n3i3 February 26, 2009
mugGet the cecilia mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email