velvet love-canal

the passage way to the heart, velvety

Bob: 'Whats a Velvet love-canal?'

Dave: 'Its the passage way to your heart, fancy a trip?'

by myhandleisanon July 29, 2015

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 01, 2020

Fruit Canal

A gay man’s asshole…

Let me see your fruit canal.

by Djsoftserve July 10, 2024

Draining the Canal

The act of urination performed by one who identifies as a short, red headed, snarky female who has a penchant for terrible cw t.v. shows

"Can you pull over already, I need to drain the canal!" Or "I'm busy draining the canal"

by Punderfully terribad dad May 15, 2022

Panama Canal

The act of two males, going to town on a female on all fours, finishing, then the male on the vaginal end sucking the juices from her insides

Bro, my girl and I tried the Panama Canal last night. That shit was fire!

by Ramen moods March 23, 2022

delaware canal

When you ejaculate into someone's ear, causing them to lose their ear virginity, and then you suck the ejaculate and other ear fluids out to clean it.

My ears were dirty and we were horny, so we tried the Delaware canal.

by s.exe December 21, 2016

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr May 12, 2018