casper cock block

The action of cock blocking someone who has no chance at getting the girl anyways.

Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.

by SunnyPaFuckingtel September 28, 2008

Carterama

The term derived for what could be a one-term Presidency for Barack Obama, if he doesn't live up to campaign promises, or to 'fixing' the country's economic woes and stimulating new jobs for millions of out of work Americans. Is a splice of former one term-er President Carter's and President Obama's names.

It's going to be Carterama in 2012 if Obama doesn't turn things around.

by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009

carter

CARTER is a man of memes. CARTER like to think he is chicken man.

1. i love to suck on my CARTER

by BIG dick vandamme June 4, 2018

Hastings Canter

The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.

Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.

by Roaaaar April 26, 2009

The Carter Theory

A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.

The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.

by downs is the new up October 7, 2009

Jimmy Carter

The 39th president of the United States

Who was the 39th president?
Jimmy Carter.

by oops i made the wrong email December 13, 2016

Carter Brownie Freckles

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.

"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."

by Carter's_wife May 14, 2019