Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic

“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024

carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.

Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.

by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

Carbon

Generally, a fake person of any sort.

Y'know Jimmy? Yeah, avoid him. He's a carbon-type.

by Dioxide Drink May 17, 2021

Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.

That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!

by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021

carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020

Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose

Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

Irish Carbone

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.

“Sean might have been right but he’s being a real fucken Irish Carbone right now”

by TeKaylaSunrise January 17, 2024