Cannibal

A cannibal is someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter. But no really, cannibals are people who eat people.

"Run! Its a cannibal! He got John! Run!"

by JokesWithFriends July 11, 2023

Cannibals

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.

Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum

When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.

"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression

by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023

Cannibal

Derogatory term to describe Christians and all followers and who believe in Jesus Christ and who hold the Bible as their holy book, which includes the following: Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox, Mormons, Evangelicals, etc.

Christians are cannibals because Jesus Christ told them to eat of his flesh and drink of his blood in the Bible.

by Suspectthirteen13 April 30, 2022

Cannibalism

when people go munchin on their own kind

So like if a gingerbreadman ate their house
Or if a person ate their mom’s hand

Did you hear the news?
A person ate their friend!
Ayo isn’t that cannibalism?

by Warmsoupiswarm January 15, 2022

Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people

Cannibal: Ugh I'm so hungry
Cannibal 2: Here have the cold shoulder

by a friend for dinner October 16, 2022

Cannibal

A more accurately scientific word would be homo sapiens. Scientist spent many years studying Ludwig Feuerbach's phrase "you are what you eat" and concluded that the species homo sapiens refer to cannibals

The cannibal accidentally ate a piece of grass. Making him a hybrid between grass and humans

by Shfsjdbrf March 16, 2022