Marmite Candle

Giving someone a good hard fucking up the ass resulting in a brown smelly cock or Marmite Candle. Occasionally upon removal from the ass the candle may be blown out via the method of Fallacio.
This act has one of 2 results with the reciever, they either love it or hate it!

Archie was really going for it with his misses and when he pulled out of her ass he asked her if she wanted to blow out the Marmite Candle.

Yes please she replied, i Love that yeasty tang!

by the_cartographer January 8, 2013

Yankee Candle

When you shave off your gooch hair, put it in a jar, and set it on fire for a nice aroma.

He gave his mom a Yankee Candle for her birthday.
Don't come near me with that Yankee Candle.
You smell like a Yankee Candle.

by dwfz April 23, 2014

vagina candle

a vague reference to something so vague we don't know what it means, presumably a vibrator, or something of that nature that needs batteries or perhaps a solar powered energy source.

As found in Yahoo personals: Don't even think about contacting me if you have a purple vagina candle! WTF man, comeon....what the hell is that buzzing? Oh it's just the neighbor on the roof with her vagina candle. God I wish I could get some sleep, tell her to knock it off!!

by suki matutso November 7, 2004

Light the candle

A polite way to describe masturbating furiously.

"Hey bro, I'm gonna run home and light the candle right quick..."

"I'm not gonna do much on vacation. Just sit on the beach, light the candle a few times.."

by Ceremonial hat December 26, 2011

Yankee Candle

The process of withdrawing during the act of fellatio, when climax is realized, and inserting the head of the penis into the nasal canal in order to ejaculate.

Mike's olfactory senses seemed to be disturbed ever since Drew surprized him with a yankee candle while in the throws of passion.

by thatfatboy December 12, 2004

Hippie Candle

When lighting a joint and a small flame is temporarily lit at the end of it.

"Blow out that Hippie Candle before it burns up all the weed"

by t.rino August 22, 2008

Keeping the candle lit

Figure of speech, meaning, 'Don't lose hope.' Or 'Keep hope alive.' -Not losing hope

How are things with you these days?
'Keeping the candle lit, thanks.'

Fishermens' wives would keep a candle burning in the window, to guide their husbands back from deep-sea fishing trips.

by shoutpost August 17, 2011