cmfic

Five letter acronym for
Chief MothaFucka In Charge

usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company

Worker Bee 1: Man, who can I complain to about these insurance increases!>!>!!?!?
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!

by Leif June 10, 2006

CMF

A.K.A the Crazy Mills-Fos. It is similar to the spit roast, it involves 4 people. 2 girls in the middle doing 69 and then a guy on each end going in doggy style.

Millsy and Leigh CMFed the shit outta these 2 Bitches.

by Mr CMF June 10, 2009

cmfbs

Check My Facebook Status. Used by efficient friends who choose to update all their connections at one time, rather than each separately.

Erick: Where you headed?
Todd: cmfbs
Erick: ... Cool. Meet you there.

by Gadget4tg February 9, 2009

cmf?

acronymn for "calling me fat?"

steve: dang you ordered 2 burritos, 2 burgers, and an apple pie?

juan: cmf?

by jimbo 559 August 29, 2010

CMFAO

Cycling My Fucking Ass Off.

Quincy on the phone: Hell are ya? Barby is almost ready.

Maks: CMFAO dude. Will be there in time.

Quincy: Swag Broventine

by MrBombasticFantastic May 1, 2012

CMF

Creepy Mother Fucker.

Basically a creeper to the max. The worst kind of creeper. Someone who gives you the heeby jeebies just looking at them.

Mr. Richwood is a major CMF.

by CMFawareness May 20, 2010

CMF

Crossing my fingers

James: You're gonna fail that test.
Cindy: I hope I don't...cmf!!

by Hen-Z June 17, 2011