buttspecking

using a speculum to gaze into a person's anal cavity, usually for sexual pleasure.

i went to my gynecologist, but i think he was more interested in buttspecking than the open sores on my vagina.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

buttscooter

A buttscooter is a broad term used to describe anyone you think deserves the name. Whether someone is just being annoying or a total dumbass. Buttscooter is the perfect terminology that encompass all aspects of an insult.

Example 1:
Megan: "is cheez-it one word or two??"
Kaitlyn: "Megan, stop being such a buttscooter"

by K_cause December 3, 2017

buttsack

Meaning the negative connotations of a guy's ass and sack in the same view.

"Dude that guy just drove by with a buttsack hanging out the passenger window!"

by d13 June 7, 2005

buttscratcher

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks

I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!

by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008

buttseckz

Of or relating to having anal sex.

-Bend over! I want buttseckz!

-Yes, Tal.

by metroid_omega August 28, 2003

crazy buttsex

"Crazy buttsex" is a term coined by Beck Sandoval.

-adjective
used to describe something of great appeal; awesome; incredible; cool.

-noun
an exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like.

That shirt is crazy buttsex!

CRAZY BUTTSEX!! I won the lottery!

by Hukuzo May 9, 2008

buttsack

the excess skin that hangs loosely from the gluteus maximus, typically forming on senior citizens between the ages of sixty and death

Mike: Did you see that lady's buttsack?

Andy: Dude, that's my grandma.

by The Party Police December 22, 2007