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Suffering suckotash

When the person giving a blowjob can't breathe
-could be due to size, allergies, or even the common cold
Marco was giving Lucas a blow job, which quickly turned into a suffering suckotash. Marco nearly died
by Veen-che August 26, 2022
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Suffering Olympics

(1.) When someone tries to hold a contest on whose had it worse, as if suffering was a cereal box with a prize at the bottom.. And not in fact, a depressing reality with no winners.

(2.) Employing mental gymnastics to try and cement the message that your suffering is the only suffering that counts.

A suffering olympics can be held in either a one on one scenario (where the person directly compares their own suffering)...Or it could be a context where the person compares first world to third world problems, and individual vs. Systemic, (always as if one cancels out the other. )
People who try to turn other people's pain into the suffering olympics, usually have one of two goals:

(1.) They're purely seeking personal vindication, because they're too dumb to realize this isn't a contest anyone should want to win.

(2.) They're trying to police someone else's feelings, boundaries or expectations, after being called out for bad behavior. (I.E. I'm not that bad because I had it so much worse growing up. (Or) How dare you even suggest I modify my behavior in any way! Aren't you aware there are children in Africa dying of AIDS?!)
by Olive989 March 15, 2023
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Suffering Siblings

A song from the FNF mod "FNF: Pibby Apocalypse" features Finn and Jake from Adventure Time, corrupted by the darkness from Learning with Pibby.
Person 1: "Yo dude did you listen to Suffering Siblings? That shit goes hard!"

Person 2: "Meh, Come Along with Me better."
by mugsarecool November 6, 2023
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mind-buggering

"Whatever it was raced across the sky in its monstrous yellowness, tore the sky apart with mind-buggering noise ...". D. Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, ch.3
by Hugeyellowsomething November 22, 2017
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Booty buffing

Another word for anilingus, meaning licking someones asshole.
Bob had a serious case of explosive diarrhea, so booty buffing was off the table.
by Naatje December 22, 2018
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Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.
"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."
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Pain and Suffering

Being in school while your siblings are on holidays
i will inflict pain and suffering upon you
by gryffingay December 8, 2022
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