milwaukee floor buffer

A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.

“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll

by asssucker.48 November 29, 2018

Soup bowl buffet

When 5 or more men ejaculate in a gaping butthole and fill it to the top

We gave that chick a soup bowl buffet

by Funnel nuts December 9, 2019

buffet busser

Buffet restaurant employee whose responsibilities include serving and replenishing beverages, taking away finished plates, cleaning up big messes, taking out trash and cleaning bathrooms. Just about the most thankless job ever. Worse than being a busser in a regular restaurant.

When I can, I try to give the buffet busser a generous tip especially if it's a special occasion.

by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014

Buffet

Buffet is a short and discreet way for saying buttface.

How could you do that to me? You're such a buffet.

by LayJeno March 11, 2019

buffet honeys

fat bitches, that love to eat

i saw at the store and i saw some buffet honeys eat good.

by dreadz09 July 14, 2009

Buffer

Word often used by Irish Travellers to identify someone from the settled community. Travellers traditionally used "country people" but as most Travellers are now living in towns and citys its a bit outdated. Buffer is not an offensive word, but is Traveller slang so you wont find many older Travellers using it.

My fathers a Traveller but my mothers a Buffer

by KDK23 April 8, 2008

gay buffer

The unused urinal(s) between two males when the extra capacity could be used. Most men would rather wait for someone to finish then have their penis in glancing distance of another man to avoid any assumptions of homosexuality.

Male 1: Why don't you just use the urinal between them?
Male 2: I need my gay buffer, I don't want them to looking at my dick.

by Pearlsea July 14, 2010