Braxton

A tall fat man with butt issues and has a tiny turtle shell. 9 times out of 10 is gay and enjoys fucking stuffed animals. Sex is very unpassionate, even the stuffed animals complain.

Did you see that Braxton, yeah he's a bitch.

by anonymous September 20, 2018

Braxton

Braxton is a HUGE human being, like enormous. He never doesn’t have a juul in his hand. He drinks on a regular basis. He loves twisted teas. LOVES THEM. He is a sweat ball in fortnite.

Who is that big fella?
It’s braxton.
Wanna buy some pods!

by iNuckFiggers November 14, 2018

Brexting

That one person who's like omg this party sucks imma leave, but then stays for another 3 hours

It also works in a conversation when someone is like I gotta go but you can see that they're still reading ur texts

Brextor:"this partys trash... I can't believe you made me go... I'm out."

*THREE HOURS LATER*
Friend:"Tf dude weren't you leaving like 3 hours ago, stop brexting

by The_Woolie_Alpaca March 28, 2019

Braxton

Braxtons are usually blonde haired boys who loveeeeeeeee cheese cake. Braxtons are often playing baseball or petting a prancing cat thats your chiz/// they usually are in good moods unless you mess with their friends.... or their cheesecake.

oh look its someone fighting someone over cheesecake... must be a braxton

by parker patt April 18, 2019

Braxton

A piece of shit.

Pretty well stated

Braxton is a piece of shit

by Yellow Skittles August 11, 2017

Braxton

this person is usually a stubborn, stuck up, tall, skinny, black person that is mean. He is a horrible best friend.

Braxton is a horrible human being.

by Sexy beast of a man June 4, 2018

Braxton jarnagin

braxton jarnagin is a douchebag usually found in west greene jacking off. this nigga is paler than milk and looks like a autistic cockatoo and has the brain of a pigeon. he is thin and tall, and his ex is a hoe. and he somehow deals with his mentally challenged friend matthew.

man braxton jarnagin is a real cocktard

by TheBigStoner420 November 26, 2018