Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.
Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie
Person 1: “yh him”
by Top Tier Taurus December 11, 2021
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Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his

Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
That Brandon is a player
by Thatkid990 February 06, 2019
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A person who left someone for 9 years
Brandon is a dumbass
by Brandonjr left by him November 17, 2018
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WOWZA brandon you cool cucumber
by acoolguybetterthenyou June 19, 2018
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Brandon is the most jealous most big hearted person ever and will put a smile on your face no matter what!!!
Pukí: hey look at Brandon and his girl...
Guloo: I knowww
Brandon: stop looking at my girl~
by Big_beezyy October 08, 2019
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A simp, but the good kind of simp.
Brandon is the good kind of simp.
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The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 17, 2022
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