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Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.
Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves
by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019
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A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.
Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf
by NichThibba October 29, 2019
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Every time I whip, you nae-nae.
Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae
by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019
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a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩
whos that cute ass guy over there?

it’s brandon!
by suf1 June 27, 2022
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The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 16, 2022
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Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.
Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”
by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021
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Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever
by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021
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