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bow legged swamp donkey 

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.
Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.
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FUCK do you nigger bitches not know how to spell!??!?

ok anyways, Bow Wow is a corporate little wannabe who wishes he was a gangsta but is really from the suburbs of Ohio. OH I BETTA NOT HAVE DISSED BOW WOW, he'd bust a cap in my ass...actually no he wont, he'll just tell his mommy.
listen to some of his songs.....
bow wow by paul February 19, 2005
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A punk ass wannabe gangsta who can't rap worth a shit. That bitch ass nigga think he all that cuz he got Ciara. You ain't shit, ya li'l faggot ass momma's boy! Ciara probably a nigga anyway, so the joke's on you, ya li'l asshole.
You make me sick, You bitch. I wanna spit in yo face.
Bow Wow by Dough April 12, 2005

bow bitch 

Not a bad position in a crew boat generally given to a super awesome bow man (1 seat). This dude is so cool he is one of the few people that can yell random shit and do weird ass stuff and still be cool.
Bow bitch example:

Bow bitch: HEY LOOK YOUR BOW CAP IS OPEN
Other boats cox/stroke: shit man I though we had that covered...
bow bitches fellow oarsman: bow bitch your the fucking best!
bow bitch by rower200 May 22, 2009

bow down to me 

a way to request for someone to suck your toes
*someone with a foot fetish*

*watching a movie with their partner*
“ayo... u tryna bow down to me?”
bow down to me by mastacrafta August 23, 2019

Bow-chicka-meow-meow 

The act of two or more members of the feline family engaging in sexual activities. Can also refer to sexual activities with people where one or more members are dressed as, or have nicknames like a cat.
Tony and Denise couldn't wait to get it on, so they kept their Cats makeup on after the rehearsal and went at it in the back room! Bow-chicka-meow-meow!
The act of taking one's penis shaft and pulling it down between the two testicles. The testicles are then pulled around the shaft making the resemblance of a bow tie.
Logan asked his teacher if she wants to see his bow tie. The teacher says yes. Logan pulls down his pants, wraps his balls around his penis and makes a bow tie
Bow Tie by antnano69 December 13, 2019