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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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South of the Border Syndrome

When someone, especially a white male, shows a clear sexual preference for ladies of Hispanic origin, especially Mexican.
Dude, Jennifer Lopez is not that hot you just have South of the Border Syndrome.
by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007
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Mexican Border Exchange

The act of engaging orally with your partner, proceeding to extend your tongue into his/her mouth until touching the uvula. This will cause gag reflexes, and causing your partner to vomit into your mouth sending a satisfying waterfall of barf into your throat, exchanging back and forth.
"Hey man, what did you and that girl do last night?"
-"Not much bro, just a quick Mexican Border Exchange. She ate hotdogs!"
by kevinhysonronlamoreboofinda941 September 29, 2010
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US-Mexico Border

The area in which more beaners pass into the United States than air gets breathed every day. One can find people are stupid enough try and gets drugs,beaners, and a ton of other illegal contraband items to pass by hard ass U.S. soldiers who won't budge and always get caught.
P1: "So...what's the US-Mexico Border??"
P2: "Oh!! That's the place where you can get into Mexico in under a minute, but it takes about 2 hours get out of...if you're lucky."
P1: "Wow doesn't that suck."
P2: "Well, if you have nothing to lose, you could always go udf."
by crazyrunner November 28, 2007
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longest undefended border

Canada and the US of A is divided by the longest undefended border. It was last defended in 1812.
by doggoneitall June 9, 2010
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jumping the border

The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}
Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}
by AkiraDeathStar June 13, 2009
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south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.
Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball
by butt weasel September 1, 2003
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