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boomerang chicken

A word referring to the chicken on airplane meals, which usually has the consistency of (depending on the recipe) either rubber or tofu. The "boomerang" comes from its displeasure at staying in your stomach, and combined with the plethora of pathogens from sick passengers, occasional, jarring air turbulence, and the phenomena of airplane ass, it usually comes back to haunt you (suddenly, violently, and all over the place). Hence the boomerang effect: it returns from whence it came.

Can be used as a general term for airplane food, which got one degree worse (which is impressive) in that you now have to pay for it.

To the brave (or stupid) connoisseur, expect digestive problems in your immediate future.
Hmm, should I get the boomerang chicken cordon bleu or the vulcanized-rubber beef stew? Fuck it, I'll just starve, seeing as how it costs less and is less likely to give me dysentery.
by Paul Narayan December 21, 2007
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boomerang effect

when one returns home to live with their folks after graduating college.
thanks to the boomerang effect i can't find a job or a decent place to live that is better than where I lived for 18 years before college.
by jonesb December 8, 2009
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Boomeranged

The act of being manipulated into an uninteresting conversation by a provacative comment or unsincere question.
Walter: Man, I had a crazy morning.
Dave: Yeah, what happened?
Walter: {Insert uninteresting story}
Dave (thinking to himself): Man, I just got boomeranged.

Alternative version:

Brendan: What did you do this weekend?
Katie: Not much
Brendan: Mine was crazy. {Insert uninteresting story}
Katie (thinking to herself}: I just got boomeranged.
by Philippe_Candeloro April 8, 2009
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Boomerang Bitch

Any human female that persists in irritating the living shit out of any other person despite repeated attempts to ditch the bitch.
I kicked that boomerang bitch to the curb and she tracked me across 12 zip codes!
by ChivalrousDickweed October 17, 2012
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Boomerang

BOOMERANG: /bo͞oməˌraNG/

(verb)

1. To place baby boomer relative into nursing home with the migrant workers they forced on everyone else.
How to use BOOMERANG in a sentence:

"Dad voted for/donated to "Diversity" every 2 yrs. I'm going to boomerang him into Little Mogadishu. lol"

"Let's boomerang Aunt Alice! She luuuurvs her 'Diversity.' Fortunately for her, she had enough money to live far away from the multicultural life she forced on poor White children."

"I hope all those Lutheran Services 'volunteers' get Boomerang'd. Always droppin' their Skinnies on us."
by Daniel Genseric November 9, 2016
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shit boomerang

When your performing anal and you pull out but shit comes out and lands on the hoes back.
Example: dude I was fucking Danielle last night and she finally let me in the back, I was stoked until she had a shit boomerang. It was beyond messy.
by Heathpleasure April 21, 2014
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Boomerang

After your partner ejaculates in your mouth, projectile the cum back into their face.
Seriously, last night I boomeranged the shit out of Jon..and it was awesome!
by Nursing Bitties March 26, 2010
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