National Rowan is a Boomer Day

November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"

National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:

Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer

Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer

by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019

Dennis is a boomer

Dennis is a boomer

"Dennis is a boomer lol."

by Pandee October 3, 2019

baby boomer

A funnel for the wealth of the Greatest Generation into the pockets of Target Store shareholders.

Help this baby boomer take their shopping cart full of tinsel out to their Tiguan.

by salmonberger November 4, 2017

Darwin Carpet-bomber

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.

The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941

"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"

"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"

by Maggrig February 19, 2010

boomerang children

Children who move out of their family's house, purportedly to get jobs and/or start their own lives, but who return shortly thereafter to live with their parents again.

As the cost of living increases and jobs become harder to find, more and more parents find that instead of having an empty nest, they have boomerang children living with them.

by Sparky McSparkerson June 12, 2008

bloomberg

Exceptionally wealthy individuals with net worths exceeding $5 billion dollars, bloombergs are typically short males characterized by "Napoleon complexes" and a belief that money can buy anything, including the mayoralty of a major American city. They display extreme arrogance, and enjoy exercising control over other people's behavior and personal freedoms in support of their own personal agendas. Generally self-centered, they often avoid dealing with important issues and focus instead on self-aggrandisement, such as ignoring the re-building the World Trade Center and focussing instead on raising real estate taxes by 18.5 per cent, bringing the Olympics to New York City, building an unneccessary sports complex on New York's West Side or replacing soft drinks with Snapple in New York City public schools. They also tend to favor using public monies to pay poor people to change their behavior, such as providing cash incentives for unwed mothers to seek pre-natal medical care and rewarding unmotivated, drug-addicted hip-hop youth to attend school. Attitudinally controlling, bloombergs oppose cigarette smoking and foods with trans-fatty acids, while displaying speech patterns punctuated with whiny voices and excessive, improper use of the word "ways," as in "we've got a long ways to go." A key indicator of a bloomberg is someone who believes that New Yorkers face greater dangers from crossing the street or smoking cigarettes than they do from another Islamo-fascist terrorist attack.

"Hey douchebag, stop trying to control my life. You're such a bloomberg."

by The Wyndbraker October 8, 2006

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is a penis that is relatively small when soft, but upon being erected, the penis becomes massive. Stealth bomb owners generally surprise girls, with the enormous transformation in size.
They may not get the attention like the Lookers (big penises, but don't get bigger upon erection), but the girls like them just as much, if not more for being able to grow that much.

1.Did you hear about John, he stealth bombed Janet into a concussion last night.

2.Julie: Why are you wearing that patch?
Cindy: Justin and I were on the couch and I started playing with his dick
Julie: Oh wow, how big was it?
Cindy: At first it resembled a baby dick, then all of a sudden it grew 13 inches and viciously poked me in the retina.

3.Did you hear about FFumder? He's a stealth bomber.

by joehac January 20, 2007