any plant given as a romantic gift during a relationship that subsequently ends in an unsatisfactory break-up
Friend: "Why don't you let that Ficus die already?"
Me: "It was a total bon*sigh* tree, and I can't let go."
Me: "It was a total bon*sigh* tree, and I can't let go."
by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009
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Get the bon jon mug.New Jersey-based glam metal band. They aren't the most adventurous musicians, but hey, neither were AC/DC, and they still sound good. One of the few bands made up of nice guys to be still called metal. Their lineup is basically the same after 20 years, there have been no arrests, no pyrotechnics disasters (see Metallica and Great White), no stadium riots (see Guns n' Roses), no trips to rehab (see Ozzy Osbourne), no car crashes that killed other rock stars (see Motley Crue). Also, for some reason I can't understand, I can't imagine them being from anywhere but New Jersey. All in all, a solid band with a good career. Unquestioned masters of the power ballad.
Axl Rose was definitely the better frontman than Jon Bon Jovi, but there's no question about which one I'd rather get hang out with.
by jonzo the weasel September 12, 2006
Get the Bon Jovi mug.Bon Jovi is the best band ever known to man kind. They have been going strong for 25 years. and are still at the top of the charts. They are the best live bands, and have so many amazing cds. Every song of their's is amazing. Jon has an amazing voice. and so doees the rest of the band. Richie is the best guitarist out there. Tico keeps a beat like no other. and David went to julliard for piano. They have created some of the best bass lines ever.
Bon jovi is the only band ever to win a rock grammy for best song AND a country grammy for best song. They've sold over 120 million albums. And are a huge success around the whole entire world. They always sell out concerts, and has created the best song ever in living on a prayer. They have many amazing power ballads including "bed of roses" "i'll be there for you" and "always"
their music touches the heart, and these legends will live on for ever.
Bon jovi is the only band ever to win a rock grammy for best song AND a country grammy for best song. They've sold over 120 million albums. And are a huge success around the whole entire world. They always sell out concerts, and has created the best song ever in living on a prayer. They have many amazing power ballads including "bed of roses" "i'll be there for you" and "always"
their music touches the heart, and these legends will live on for ever.
by lppodd12 June 17, 2008
Get the Bon Jovi mug.She's as funny as her name, but won't hesitate to get serious, if you mess with her. She tends to focus more on her looks and friends than her job, and, obviously, never paid a lot of attention at school, as she tends to work at the bottom of low level jobs, not including stripping or prostitution.
Gilda and Mary-Anne: Can we have a double cheeseburger?
Bon Qui' Qui': Hold ap' gurls, I'm doing my nails, fixing my weave, and talkin' to my gurl.
Gilda and Mary-Anne: But, mam, it's been fifteen min0
Bon Qui' Qui': Yeah, and it's about to be thirty, when I use fifteen more minutes to piss in yo' burgers!
Gilda and Mary-Anne: ...
Bon Qui' Qui': That's what I thought, hoes'. *Takes Uniqua off hold* Hey GUUURL, I know I'm supposed to be workin', but I can talk to youuuuu! *Starts filling nails*
Supervisor Susan: You're fired.
Bon Qui' Qui': Girl, I don't give two shats', I'll leave AFTER I finish this call. Mad rude...
Bon Qui' Qui': Hold ap' gurls, I'm doing my nails, fixing my weave, and talkin' to my gurl.
Gilda and Mary-Anne: But, mam, it's been fifteen min0
Bon Qui' Qui': Yeah, and it's about to be thirty, when I use fifteen more minutes to piss in yo' burgers!
Gilda and Mary-Anne: ...
Bon Qui' Qui': That's what I thought, hoes'. *Takes Uniqua off hold* Hey GUUURL, I know I'm supposed to be workin', but I can talk to youuuuu! *Starts filling nails*
Supervisor Susan: You're fired.
Bon Qui' Qui': Girl, I don't give two shats', I'll leave AFTER I finish this call. Mad rude...
by Amanda Izomel Rodriguez August 6, 2016
Get the Bon Qui' Qui' mug.The day before you have Friday off and you slack off all day Thursday.
A Bon Jovi Friday is were you slack off the day before Friday and party till Friday is over.
A Bon Jovi Friday is were you slack off the day before Friday and party till Friday is over.
"No, no, no you don't understand. When you have Friday off from work and you just f*%k around all day Thursday, you know what that is? That is a Bon Jovi Friday!"
"Bon Jovi Friday!"
"Bon Jovi Friday!"
by RIVEXNGLE April 2, 2009
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