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TRESemme blinded

Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.
Hey! Watch how you're wielding that hair spray!! You nearly TRESemme blinded me !!!
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
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blind

to be extremely drunk. A term used in Australia.
I'm blind.
by Anjio February 18, 2010
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gender-blind

Adjective. Used to define someone who is attracted to people based on personality, likes, dislikes, and other things not related to gender.
similar to pansexual.
Maria is gender-blind, First Maria dated Cathy because she made her laugh. but she ended up with Mark because they had more in common.
by Martha A. September 19, 2008
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nine line bind

An oilfield term that means you are in a predicament or one heck of a situation. Literally, it refers to the block on a drilling rig. The more lines on the block, the more weight you can lift. If you get in a bind with nine lines on the block, there's not much more you can do.
When she ran off and left me with the kids, she put me in a nine line bind.
by Justins Bad March 13, 2008
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Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010
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Bindel Effect

Bindel Effect

Named after Julie Bindel's infamous "put men in concentration camps" quote. Similar to the Streisand Effect, this is the name for when a shithead SJW says something that makes them sound like a psycho or asshole, then claims it was a joke or removes it from the internet to cover their saggy ass after receiving backlash from everyone who isn't a dick. It is prominent with certain types of nut-jobs as well, but for different reasons.
"Did you hear what Clara said? Apparently she believes everyone who's anti-feminism should be sterilized."
"...I thought that was a joke."
"Ah, the Bindel Effect strikes again."
by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk October 30, 2017
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Color Blind

A problem of sorts with in the eyes that presents problems in seeing colors. Occurs in males more than females. Though they can be color blind. Color blindness is genetic, and can be found in generations following a color blind individual. You cannot identify color blindness on a computer, a real eye doctor/ doctor must be consulted.
Color blind people, normally do not like to be 'tested' by having to identify colors. Some people will ask about an obvious color (i.e; a person's skin color) and accuse the color blind individual of faking this sight deficiency.

Some people have also learned to some what force themselves to see a color by substituting it in their mind. For example, a colorblind person may see the grass as a reddish color, but think of a green color and merge it into their sight.
Todd is color blind.

Allison(With a white shirt) : Todd what color is my shirt?!

Todd(Thinking it must be white) : White.

Allison: You're not color blind! Faker!
by Colorblind_Colorguardie August 6, 2009
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