bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head

she was so bloom hammered last night!

by iamadictonary March 1, 2011

Bloom

A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.

"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS

by dum9328 May 24, 2021

Schlouga de Bloom

The act of having coffee in the morning.

“Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”

by MF2020 November 1, 2020

The Bloom

The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.

Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!

Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom

That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.

by GoodOlAmbientBoy February 23, 2023

blooming grove highschool

a shitty town where there isn’t anything to do. Overrunned by red necks and fake thugs

Have you been to blooming grove highschool

by heaibsisbsb October 14, 2021

bloom shining

bloom shining is combining outdoor plants or outdoor art to the inside of your house by putting them near a window so it shows inside the house.

i like your bloom shining with the rose bush so close to the window, it appears to be inside the house.

by Von trudelburg November 27, 2022

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022