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Blog Hag

Any 'older woman' who has a blog, and uses it mainly to hit on, flirt with, or come on to other bloggers.

The typical 'Blog Hag' is usually single, divorced, separated, or in an 'open relationship', but may also been 'married and looking', 'married and miserable', "not getting their needs met" in their current irl relationship, or may just be looking to get a self-esteem boost.

The 'Blog Hag' doesn't really care if their male or female target is single, or involved. They will go out of their way to pursue the target, no matter what, and will often say just about anything to their the target's attention.

The Blog Hag is similar to a stalker, but is pitied more because of how needy they are, and how sad their attempts are to get affection, love, and attention.
"I have no idea why that one blog hag keeps leaving comments to my blog entries. She keeps trying to flirt with me, and she knows I'm not interested."
by anonymous April 4, 2005
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blog-hopping

An often used phrase when on the 'MSN Spaces'.

When you look at someone else's space, if they have choosen to add an updated space list you can 'hop' from one blog to another reading through peoples comments - most of which are not even worthy of being on the internet.

Some people like to make a game of it -seeing how many Spaces you can get too until there are no other links to another spaces. I have no idea why this is a form of entertainment, but meh, it keeps the plebs off the streets.
Pleb: ' Ooh fancy a game of blog-hopping?'

Anyone with a social life: 'No'.
by bloodflowers August 29, 2005
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Blogga, please!

Special concluding segment of Bill Maher's HBO political satire and late night talk show where questions submitted to the show from Bloggers are discussed. The segment title is an obvious nod to one of Dave Chappelle's similarly titled comedy skits, starring comedian Chris Rock.
Maher: "It's time for our end-of-the-show, Blogga, please! segment - this is where people blog in and we get the questions right from people off the Internet".

Blogga: What do you think of the UFOs over Texas? . . .
Maher: “UFOs are a lot more likely, than a space God flew down bodily, and who you know is the son of God, and had sex with a Palestinian woman.”
by Russell Clark February 3, 2008
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blogellectual

n. Blogger intellectuals or intellectual bloggers.

adj. Some thesis that sounds intellectual, but emanated from blogs and do not have any research background to support that.
That blogellectual argument doesn't hold any water.
by Syeed A February 18, 2010
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Blog-Stalk

A. One who creeps on others blogs, and knows too much of the blog owner.
Might become obsessed with checking for new updates & pretend like they know them.
What a creep...i just checked my stats and that one girl totally blog-stalks me
by creepin October 25, 2010
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Blogerty

An awkward seminal situation. Perfect for describing that awkward moment when you spunk on your t-shirt.
Man A: ''I had a wank at that wedding in the toilets and managed to spunk on my shirt, I couldn't believe it!''

Man B: ''Ooo Mate was it Blogerty?!''
Man A: ''It certainly was!''
by Malecomejones January 23, 2012
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fraud blog

Someone who uses a social networking site for its benefits(e.g. scrabulous on facebook)
Person 1: I was playing scrabulous yesterday

Person 2: were you playing against a fraud blog?

Person 1: Yeah i was... they get so annoying because i can't even see their face
by nbj777 March 8, 2008
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